Noel's Farm: Morong, Rizal's BEST Kept Secret (Philippines)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into Noel's Farm: Morong, Rizal's BEST Kept Secret (Philippines)! And listen, I’m not gonna lie, I'm a little obsessed. I’ve been whispering about this place to anyone who'll listen, and now… well, now I get to tell you all about it. Consider this your insider's guide, the messy, honest truth, because let's face it, perfection is boring.
First, the Basics: Accessibility, Internet, & (Thankfully!) Cleanliness
Okay, so, accessibility is key, right? Especially if you're, you know, me after I've eaten all the lumpia. Getting to Noel's Farm is… well, it’s in Morong, Rizal. Let's just say, it’s not right there in Manila. But hey, the airport transfer they offer (shoutout to that for the convenience!) makes it a breeze. Car park on-site, free of charge? YES, PLEASE. Valet parking? They even handle that. (My inner princess loves this).
As for internet, I need my daily dosage of cat videos. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms is the real MVP. And guess what? They actually have it. No more scrambling for signal! And they've got internet access–LAN if you're a serious gamer, which, you know, is a vibe. Wi-Fi in public areas? Yep. Check. This is essential for the modern digital nomad, or, you know, people like me who just can't be disconnected.
Now, the really important stuff: Cleanliness and Safety. Look, I'm a bit of a germaphobe. Especially after the whole… gestures vaguely at the world. Noel's Farm is doing it right. Daily disinfection in common areas, rooms sanitized between stays, and they're using anti-viral cleaning products. They've got hand sanitizer everywhere. Everywhere. Staff trained in safety protocols? You betcha. They even offer room sanitization opt-out – which I love. (Choice is everything!). Also, individually-wrapped food options? Yes, please. Sanitized kitchen and tableware? All the boxes are checked. Seriously, I felt safer here than I do in my own apartment! (And I’m pretty sure my apartment is riddled with dust bunnies).
Rooms, Glorious Rooms (and the Amenities!)
Okay, so the rooms. Oh, the rooms. Forget your cookie-cutter hotel rooms; these are actual havens. The air conditioning works like a champ (a MUST in the Philippines), blackout curtains? Yes! But honestly, let me tell you about the bed. Extra long bed? It's like sleeping on a cloud! I'm talking, sink-into-it, you-might-never-leave comfort. They have a bathtub! Some rooms have a separate shower and a bathtub! (Side note: taking a bath with a glass of wine and a good book after a long day is pure bliss).
You get all the usual suspects – coffee/tea maker, mini bar (yes!), in-room safe box, everything you need. But it’s the little things that get you. The slippers! The bathrobes! The complimentary bottled water. Honestly, it's like they read my mind. And the view…depending on your room, you might get a killer view.
Now, for My Absolute FAVOURITE Part: SPA TIME BABY!
Okay, so, the spa. This is where Noel’s Farm really elevates itself. It's more than just a spa, it's…an experience. I’m talking sauna, steamroom, a pool with a view (gorgeous!), plus every massage imaginable. I opted for the body scrub and body wrap. (Spoiler alert: I emerged feeling like a brand new human).
The masseuses are magic. Seriously. They kneaded my stress into oblivion. Afterwards, I floated out, feeling like a butterfly. (Okay, maybe not a butterfly, more like a slightly less stressed version of myself. But still!). Let me tell you, the spa is worth the trip alone. They also have a fitness center if you're into that whole… exercise thing. I may have walked through it once. And promptly headed back to the spa.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Prepare Your Tastebuds!
Okay, food. This is another area where Noel’s Farm shines. The Asian breakfast is a must-try, it really sets you for the day. They've got a restaurant (multiple, actually!), with a la carte options, buffet options, international and Asian cuisine. A poolside bar! (Hello, happy hour!). Coffee shop? Yep. The desserts… oh, the desserts. I may have indulged a little bit. (Okay, a lot.)
I had the most amazing dinner one night. (I don’t remember what it was called, but it was delicious!). And they actually have a vegetarian restaurant, if that’s your thing. (I’m a flexitarian, myself. Meaning, I flex between eating everything and eating nothing but cheese). The point is, the food is fantastic, there’s something for everyone, and the atmosphere is just perfect.
Things to Do (Besides, You Know, Doing Absolutely NOTHING!)
Okay, so maybe you want to actually do some things, other than eat, sleep, and get massages. Noel's Farm has you covered. There's the swimming pool (outdoor, of course!), they can arrange meetings/banquets, outdoor or indoor venue for special events. You can even go on some day trips to the surrounding areas.
Honestly, though? I spent most of my time just… relaxing. Reading by the pool, sipping cocktails, getting pampered at the spa, wandering around the grounds. This place is all about relaxation. And believe me, that’s exactly what I needed.
The Little Extras: Services & Conveniences
Okay, so, here's where the attention shines through. The concierge, the doorman, the daily housekeeping? They've thought of everything. They have a gift shop, a safety deposit box and you can even withdraw cash on site. They offer laundry service, dry cleaning, and even ironing service! You name it, they've got it. It's the convenience that makes you say "oh yeah, I am on vacation!".
For Families (or Really, Anyone!)
Family-friendly? Absolutely. They have babysitting services, kids meals, and, well, the whole place just feels safe and welcoming.
The Quirks & Imperfections (Embracing the Realness)
Okay, so, the REAL talk. No place is perfect. I did find a few minor "imperfections," but honestly? They added to the charm. I can't remember exactly what they are, but honestly? Nothing mattered to me by that point. The imperfections are part of what makes the place feel so genuine, so, real. The staff are friendly, attentive. They're human! And they genuinely care about your comfort.
The Verdict (and the Emotional Impact!)
Look, I’m not exaggerating when I say Noel’s Farm blew me away. It’s more than just a hotel; it’s an experience. It's a place to escape, to recharge, to reconnect with yourself. I left feeling refreshed, rejuvenated, and utterly blissed out. And honestly? I can’t wait to go back. (I'm already planning my next trip!)
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Amsterdam's Tribe: Unveiling the City's Hidden Heart
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into Noel's Farm in Morong, Rizal! Get ready for a trip that's less "perfectly curated Instagram post" and more "sweaty, mosquito-bitten, gloriously chaotic Filipino adventure." This is my itinerary, but let's be honest, it's more like a suggestion box filled with the potential for hilarious disasters.
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Chicken Chase (and Maybe a Nap)
8:00 AM - Wake Up & Morning Prep Disaster: Okay, so I'm already late. Shouldn't have stayed up binge-watching Drag Race last night. Throw clothes, and a half-eaten banana into backpack with a groan. Shower? Maybe not. My brain is still running on airplane mode for the next hour.
9:00 AM - Commute Chaos (Manila to Morong): The commute from Manila is pure survival. Buses are crammed, jeepneys belch smoke, and tricycle drivers think they're Formula 1 racers. Anecdote: On the way, I swear I saw a chicken riding shotgun in a jeepney. Truly, a sign of things to come…
11:00 AM - Arrival at Noel's Farm! (Finally!) Ah, the promised land! Well, the "promised land" with a rickety gate and a slightly grumpy-looking gatekeeper. But hey, the air is clean (relative to Manila), and there's green. My emotional reaction: mixed. Excitement? Yes. Mild panic about the impending "farm-y" experience? Also yes.
11:30 AM - Check-in & Initial Farm Tour: The rooms aren't exactly five-star luxury (which is fine!), but hey, they have beds and a working fan, which is all I need. Immediate farm tour.
- The Great Chicken Chase: A herd of chickens runs away. Me, chasing one of them around a mango tree like an idiot. Quirky observation: Chickens are fast, and I am not. My opinion: the chicken won.
- The Carabao Who Didn't Care: There's a majestic carabao who seems utterly unimpressed with my presence. He's probably seen it all. I try offering him some grass. He just looks at me like I'm an idiot. Fair enough.
1:00 PM - Lunch: The Buffet of Doom (and Deliciousness): Lunch is a buffet. It's a glorious, carb-laden buffet, possibly including fried chicken (victory for me!), adobo, and a mystery dish that might be… intestines? (I'm too scared to ask). Emotional reaction: Pure, unadulterated, food-induced bliss. Followed by a slight, impending food coma.
2:00 PM - Post-Lunch Nap: Essential. Absolutely essential. I crash in the room, hoping the mosquitoes (who I fully expect will be waiting for me) decide to take a siesta too.
4:00 PM - Afternoon Activities (Maybe):
- Option 1: Swimming Pool: The pool is probably crowded, so…
- Option 2: More Farm Exploring: Maybe I'll attempt to conquer a chicken again.
- Option 3: Just sit and stare at the view: Seriously, I need to decompress.
6:00 PM - Dinner (Same Buffet, but Different Dishes): More food! The best part of the day so far.
7:00 PM - Evening Entertainment (If I Can Stay Awake): Maybe a bonfire. If not, I'm collapsing in bed.
Day 2: The Quest for the Perfect Mango (and Possibly Goat Cheese)
- 7:00 AM - Wake-up? Or Catastrophic Sleep-in?: Okay, I slept in. I am a bit disappointed that it seems all of the good mangoes are gone.
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast: Ugh, the same buffet. But coffee, thankfully.
- 9:00 AM - Mango Mission (and Possibly Goat Cheese!): Today is the day! I'm determined to find the most perfect mango on this farm. Messy Structure: I'm not exactly sure how I'm going to do that. Maybe ask politely? Maybe "acquire" one? (Just kidding… maybe). I try to make goat cheese, but I screw it up.
- 11:00 - Morning Activities :
- Option 1: Explore the Hiking Trails: The trails are probably overgrown, but I'm up for a challenge (and a potential encounter with more chickens).
- Option 2: Go to the waterfall: No, too troublesome.
- 12:00 PM - Another Lunch (Buffet Edition): Just tell them I'm sorry for what I’m about to do.
- 1:00 PM - Post Lunch Sloth Mode: Stare at the ceiling fan wondering when everything will end.
- 2:00 PM - More Farm Exploration: Determined. Will I make goat cheese? Will I win the chicken battle?
- 4:00 PM - Departure Prep: I'm already dreading the Manila commute. The thought is enough to cause hives.
- 5:00 PM - Final Farm Feast: Last chance to stuff my face with whatever the buffet is serving.
- 6:00 PM - Goodbye, Noel's Farm: The moment of truth: heading back to the city.
Final Thoughts:
This itinerary is more of a guideline than a rigid plan. Things will go wrong. Things will be messy. Things will be hilarious. And that's the point. Noel's Farm might not be perfect, but that's what makes it real. I'm here for the chaos, the mangoes, and the memory. Opinionated Language: If you're looking for a sterile, predictable vacation, this isn't it. But if you're up for embracing the glorious, messy, beautiful imperfections of life, then welcome aboard. Now, wish me luck with those chickens… and the Manila traffic!
Unbelievable Bali Luxury: Karang Sari Hotel Awaits!
Okay, Noel's Farm. Heard the hype. Is it *really* Morong, Rizal's BEST kept secret? Or is it just hype? Because I am *so* over hype.
Alright, here's the deal, friend. Honestly? Hype can get old, I get it. And Noel's Farm? Yeah, there's a buzz. But it's not *just* hype. It's more like… a whisper that got amplified by a whole bunch of happy chickens (metaphorically speaking, though they DO have chickens, lovely ones!). My first time? My expectations were HIGH. Honestly, probably too high. I pictured myself floating through fields of perfect flowers, sipping artisan coffee with an angel choir in the background. Reality? It was... well, beautiful, yes. But also muddy. And the coffee, bless it, was *strong*. I spilled half of mine trying to take a picture of a particularly sassy carabao. Moral of the story? Go in prepared for the real deal. Spilled coffee, muddy shoes, and all.
So, what *is* there to do at Noel's Farm? Like, actually? Beyond the Instagram photos?
Okay, don't get me started on the Instagram photos. They are pretty, I'll give them that. But they barely scratch the surface! You've got a bunch of stuff. They have a small (emphasis on *small*) farm tour, which is cute, but don’t expect a sprawling operation like a massive commercial farm. They often have workshops, from pottery to gardening to… I swear, I saw a macrame one once. I'm not handy, so I just admired the macrame dreamcatchers. Then there’s the food. Oh, the food. More on that later. There’s swimming, mostly in a simple pool, honestly, but refreshing. Hiking trails (again, not exactly Everest). And honestly? Just… breathing. Just being in the green. That, my friend, is the real magic. And then, occasionally – and this is my favorite – utter chaos. Like the time the power went out and we all had to eat by candlelight, swapping stories and cracking jokes. That felt… real.
Food! You mentioned food! Is it good, or just pretty? Because let’s be real, pretty food that tastes like cardboard? Not my jam.
Okay, the food. This is a big one. And it's… complicated. It's not Michelin-star level cuisine. Let's be absolutely crystal clear. But it's… *good*. Really good. It's the kind of comforting food that your lola would make (if your lola happened to have a *very* talented chef working with her). They focus on local ingredients, and you can taste the freshness. Their *sinigang* is reliably amazing (thank you, Noel!), even though sometimes it's a little… *too* sour for my taste. I once tried their *kare-kare* and nearly licked the plate clean (no shame). But honestly, the meals are the star of the show for me. The ambiance, the family-style dishes… it's pure joy. Just don’t expect overly fancy presentation. It's about flavor, love, and sharing a meal. And the calamansi juice? Order extra. You'll need it.
I'm a total city slicker. Will I survive? Are there… bugs?
Bugs. Oh, the bugs. Let's just rip off the band-aid, shall we? Yes. There are bugs. Lots of them, at times. Mosquitos, ants, the occasional beetle that seems determined to fly directly into your eye. Embrace it. Bring insect repellent. The city slicker in you will be tested. You'll probably miss your air conditioning at some point. You'll probably get a little scratched up from exploring. You might even get a tiny bit muddy. But you *will* survive. And you'll probably find yourself missing the chaos and the connection to nature when you get back to the sterile walls of your apartment. The secret is to lean into it. Embrace the dirt. Embrace the imperfection. Embrace the fact that you can't always control your surroundings. And you might just discover the best part of Noel’s Farm is the sense of freedom, or maybe the fact that your phone *finally* has decent service for a few hours.
Okay, you've convinced me. But what's the best time to go? Avoid crowds and the worst weather, you know?
Alright, here's the inside scoop. Weekdays are your friend. Weekends are… well, they can be glorious, but be prepared for crowds and possible long waiting times if you're not the early bird. Honestly? Early bird gets the worm, and the best table. Weather-wise, the dry season (roughly November to May) is generally the safest bet. But Morong is in the mountains, so pack a light jacket regardless. I’ve been drenched there in what was supposedly “perfect” weather before. And try to book accommodation/dining reservations in advance, especially if you're going during a peak season. I once tried showing up on a Sunday without a reservation… let's just say I ended up eating instant noodles in my car. Learn from my mistakes! Oh, and be prepared for traffic. Getting there and back can be a pain in the neck, especially during the peak seasons. But the feeling you get once you get there makes it all worth it. Most times, anyway.
What should I bring? Besides bug spray. And an open mind.
Besides bug spray and an open mind (essential!), here’s a handy list: Comfortable shoes! You'll be wandering around. Sunscreen. A hat. A reusable water bottle (stay hydrated!). A small first-aid kit (just in case). Cash (not all vendors accept cards). A camera (because the views are worth it, even if you're a terrible photographer like me). And maybe, just maybe, a small book. Or a notebook for those fleeting moments of inspiration when the fresh air and the calm vibes start to work their magic, and you want to jot down some thoughts. Oh, and an appreciation for the simple things. And maybe someone to share the day with. Because honestly, Noel’s Farm is much better with someone to laugh with and talk to and share everything with. It’s the imperfections, the mishaps, and the unexpected moments that create the best memories. And it's the shared experience that truly makes it special. So bring all that too.
Any downsides? Anything I *shouldn't* expect?
Okay, let's be real. Downsides? Yes, there are a few. Sometimes, the service can be a little… slow. Patience is a virtue, my friend. And in the past, the accommodations were not the cleanest I've seen, but this might have improved by now; do your research. Noise levels can fluctuate (especially during events). It IS a working farm, so there can be farm sounds, so don’t expect absolute silence. Most importantly, manage your expectations. It’s *not* aCheap Hotel Search
