Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Metland Hotel Bekasi's Hidden Gem!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the supposed "Hidden Gem" that is the Metland Hotel Bekasi. And let me tell you, after spending a few days there… well, let's just say my expectations? They were met, then maybe exceeded, and then definitely put through a bit of a rollercoaster. This isn't your sanitized, corporate review; this is the REAL deal. We're talking honest-to-goodness human opinions, folks.
First Impressions & Getting There: A Mixed Bag (Like My Mental State)
Okay, so “Unbelievable Luxury” might be a bit hyperbolic. The hotel's in Bekasi, which, let's be honest, isn't exactly the Champs-Élysées. Getting there… well, let's just say Indonesian traffic is its own special kind of hell. But hey, Accessibility is decent! They at least try to make it easy, and that's a win in my book. I'm not wheelchair-bound, but I did notice the Facilities for disabled guests looked decent, with an Elevator ready and waiting. Whew!
Rooms: Cozy Chaos (in a Good Way?)
My room? Clean enough. Not clinically sterile, which is honestly a relief these days. Rooms sanitized between stays, sure, but also, you know, lived in (in a good way!). The Non-smoking rooms were a must (I'm a reformed smoker), and I appreciate the Air conditioning, because, Jakarta humidity. The Bed? Comfortable enough to forget I was actually in a hotel and not my own bed. Actually, I slept a few nights in Extra long bed, it almost feels like a luxury as I am tall. I even had a Window that opens, which might seem basic, but I love the fresh air!
On the Available in all rooms list, the Wi-Fi [free] was a godsend, because, you know, addicted to my phone. Plus, a Coffee/tea maker for my daily dose of caffeine. The Bathrobes were a plush, welcome hug after a long day. And the Blackout curtains? Pure bliss for a light sleeper like me. I also noticed Complimentary tea and Free bottled water. Okay, Metland, you were getting a little bit of my trust here.
My favourite part? They had Additional toilet!
The Fun Stuff: Pools, Pampering, and the Pursuit of Bliss (and Maybe a Decent Massage)
Alright, this is where things got interesting. The Swimming pool [outdoor]? Gorgeous. Seriously, it has a Pool with a view that's actually impressive (considering the location – not the seaside, obviously!). Picture me, lounging poolside, sipping something vaguely alcoholic from the Poolside bar, contemplating… well, nothing much, just pure contentment.
The Spa experience? Ahhhh, that's where the magic truly began. Okay, so I love a good massage. I went full-on commitment to a Body wrap and a Body scrub – total relaxation. It was amazing… almost too amazing. I actually fell asleep, which, for me, is the ultimate seal of approval.
The Sauna, the Steamroom … perfect for those moments when you just need to sweat out all the accumulated stress. The Fitness center looked good too, but let's be honest, I was much more inclined to relax than work out.
But here's a slightly messy confession: I went back for a second massage the next day, and the therapist was different. And… let’s just say, the second massage wasn't quite as blissful as the first. It was good, but not transcendental. Kinda bumpy, actually. A subtle reminder that even "Unbelievable Luxury" has its imperfections. And that, in a way, is oddly reassuring, right? It's not a perfect utopia, just a damn good hotel.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Hiccup)
Okay, so again, not perfect. But decent. The Breakfast [buffet] was a solid standard. Asian breakfast, Western breakfast – something for everyone. The Coffee shop wasn't bad for a caffeine fix. The Restaurants offered a decent variety, with Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, and even a Vegetarian restaurant option.
The Happy hour deals at the Bar felt like a necessary indulgence. But here's the thing: one night, I tried to order some soup from the Soup in restaurant, and let's just say, it wasn't quite what I was expecting. It was… a culinary adventure. I’ll leave it at that. Desserts in restaurant were worth the visit.
I will say that the Room service [24-hour] was perfect for those late-night snack attacks. A big win in my book!
Cleanliness & Safety: Reassuringly Obsessive (Thank God)
In these times, Cleanliness and safety is paramount. I honestly wasn't expecting this level of attention to detail. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere, Staff trained in safety protocol… it was all comforting. Room sanitization opt-out available, sure, which is a nice touch, but I was happy to let them keep things spotless. They had Doctor/nurse on call which is a useful safety measure.
The Nitty Gritty: Services and Conveniences (and a Few Quirks)
The Concierge was super helpful. The Doorman always had a smile. Daily housekeeping did a great job. Laundry service was a lifesaver. Cashless payment service was a breeze.
But… There's also the Gift/souvenir shop. Now, I am someone who buys too much stuff, and this shop had a selection that was… well, let's just say it wasn't exactly curated for the discerning shopper. But, hey, if you need a last-minute trinket, it's there. Also, the Elevator wasn't perfect - I think I was waiting quite some time, so I just took the stairs!
For the Kids (and the Inner Child in All of Us)
I didn't have any kids with me, but I noticed the Family/child friendly vibe. They had Kids facilities, and even a Babysitting service. So, if you're travelling with little ones, Metland seems to have you covered.
Getting Around & Other Stuff
Car park [free of charge] a definite plus! They also have Car park [on-site]. They even have Car power charging station! Airport transfer is available, which I definitely used when I left. A Taxi service is there too.
Also, while I didn't use them, it was good to see amenities like Business facilities, including Meeting/banquet facilities, Meeting stationery, and Xerox/fax in business center.
The Verdict: Worth It? Probably. With Caveats.
Okay, so Unbelievable Luxury is a bit of a stretch. But is the Metland Hotel Bekasi a worthwhile stay? Absolutely. It’s a solid, comfortable, and surprisingly well-equipped hotel. The spa is amazing, the pool is gorgeous, and the staff is genuinely helpful. The food is mostly good, the cleanliness is top-notch, and the amenities are plentiful.
But – and there's always a but – remember this: You're in Bekasi. Manage your expectations. It's not the Four Seasons. Embrace the imperfections. That's part of the charm.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your standard, sanitized travel itinerary. This is… me attempting to survive a few days in Bekasi, Indonesia, specifically at the Metland Hotel. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a healthy dose of caffeine-fueled rambling.
The Bekasi Breakdown: A Metland Massacre (or Maybe Miracle?)
Day 1: Arrival and the Age of Questionable Decisions
14:00: Land of the Living Dead (or Bekasi Traffic - Same Difference)
- Okay, so the flight was…a flight. I'll spare you the details of recycled air and crying babies. What did get me was the legendary Jakarta traffic! Holy mother of gridlock! We're talking hours. Hours I spent staring at motorcycles weaving through the lanes like they were in a particularly aggressive dance-off. My first impression of Indonesia wasn't the breathtaking rice paddies, no. It was pure, unadulterated, stop-and-go… agony.
- (Impression): "Well, this is a baptism by fire. Or maybe just a really sweaty bus ride."
17:00: Check-in Chaos and the Promise of Air Conditioning
- Finally made it to the Metland. Let me tell you, after that traffic, the air conditioning in the lobby was like finding an oasis in a concrete desert. Check-in was smooth enough, which was honestly a surprise given my track record. The room…well, it's a room. Clean enough, with that faint, slightly-chemical hotel smell. You know the one.
- (Quirk Observation): Found the tiny, complimentary toothbrush. I swear, those things are designed for dolls. Either that or my teeth are just Gargantuan.
18:00: Hunt for Sustenance (And Maybe Survival)
- Okay, hunger was starting to gnaw at me. Wandered around the hotel, which is when I discovered I'd made the rookie mistake of assuming the hotel restaurant would cater to my Western palate. Nope. Spicy noodles, mystery meats…it was all a bit overwhelming after my travel day. Ended up with some questionable fried rice. It was…food. Barely.
- (Emotional Reaction): "I miss pizza. Desperately."
20:00: Room Service Roulette (And the Rise of Regret)
- I got brave (or desperate) and ordered room service. Chicken satay seemed safe, right? Wrong. It was, and I am sorry to say, bland. And expensive. And the sauce was… watery. I should have just stuck with the instant noodles I'd brought.
- (Opinionated Language): "I'm pretty sure my cat could make better satay."
Day 2: The Quest for Culture and the Perils of Public Transport
08:00: Breakfast, the Best (And Only) Part of the Morning
- The hotel breakfast buffet was a surprisingly pleasant experience. Lots of fresh fruit, some kind of sweet, coconut-y rice pudding thing (delicious!), and even passable coffee. This was a win. I felt like I could face the day again.
- (Emotional Reaction): "Thank the gods for breakfast. Actually feel human again."
09:00: Ambition and Transportation Disasters
- Today, I was determined to see some of Bekasi. I researched a local "mall." Armed with a map (that I barely understood) and a pocketful of rupiah, I decided to take a “grab”. The Grab driver was lovely, in broken english he wanted to talk. He was very proud of Bekasi. I felt bad not knowing the area.
- (Messier Structure): The map misled me. I hate maps. Directions. Every time things get the same, I am completely lost. Then I had to walk and I was completely drenched in sweet.
13:00 The Mall of Overwhelm
- I gave it my all. I walked through the mall. I ate things. I bought things. Then I went home
18:00: Dinner, and I eat anything.
- I was really not in the mood for the satays, I was craving a burger. I found a burger restaurant.
- (Rambles): Burgers are the best. They are consistent and generally easy to eat.
Day 3: Departure and the Lingering Smell of Adventure
09:00: The Breakfast Repeat (With Slightly More Enthusiasm)
- Another breakfast buffet. Still good. Possibly even better now that I knew what to expect. I savored the tropical fruit this time, knowing it would be a while before I got my hands on anything so fresh again.
- (Quirky Observation): The little fruit flies that swarmed around the fruit were absolutely fearless. They clearly knew they were safe.
10:00: Last Minute Souvenirs (Because I'm a Clichéd Tourist)
- Needed a souvenir or two. Found a small shop across the street.
- (Emotional Reaction): "I could buy one for you, but you won't enjoy the details."
12:00: Check-out and the Bitter Sweet Goodbye
- Check out was also pretty smooth. I left feeling drained. I still like Indonesia, it is a very complicated feeling.
14:00: Homeward, or Back to Reality
- Back to the airport, and the traffic. I was prepared though. Prepared for the traffic, prepared for the flight.
Final Thoughts:
Bekasi? It was… an experience. The Metland? Not bad. Not amazing. Fine. I survived. I ate questionable food. I sweated a lot. I found a few moments of joy (the breakfast). Would I go back? Maybe. Eventually. With a better map and a stronger stomach. And definitely a whole lot of pizza. But for now, I'm going to sleep for a week. The end.
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Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Metland Hotel Bekasi's Hidden Gem! ... Seriously? Let's Dive In.
Okay, "Hidden Gem"? Really? Tell me, what's the *real* deal about this Metland Hotel in Bekasi? Is it actually *hidden*? Because, let's be honest, Bekasi isn't exactly the Amalfi Coast.
Alright, alright, hold your horses! "Hidden Gem" might be a *slight* exaggeration, like saying I “love” doing laundry. It’s not *literally* hidden behind a secret door. But hey, compared to some of the… ahem… *other* options in Bekasi, it's definitely a cut above. It's not the Ritz, mind you, but for the area, it's a decent escape. More like a 'pleasant surprise' than a hidden treasure chest discovered in a pirate ship. The "hidden" part? Maybe just in its ability to offer a level of comfort and service you wouldn't expect in that part of the world. You know? You go in expecting… well, let's just say expectation management is key in Bekasi.
Let's talk rooms. Clean? Spacious? Do I need to bring my own hazmat suit?
Okay, the rooms... This is where things get interesting. Clean? Generally, yes. It's not like *filthy*, you know? I stayed there last month, and I'm still alive, so that's a win. Spacious? Okay, that depends. I splurged for the "Deluxe" room. And honestly? Pretty decent space, a comfortable bed... I honestly sunk into that bed with such relief after a horrendous commute. It was a small victory! I mean, given the traffic in Bekasi, I'd almost pay *extra* for a decent bed JUST for the nap afterward. I did discover a minor smudge on a mirror, but it was a minor imperfection I chose to believe was an art installation and not just a cleaning oversight! (Hey, a little imagination never killed anyone). Don't expect Marie Kondo-level minimalism, but adequate, solid, and relatively clean. The bathroom did look a little tired, but hey, at least didn't trigger any allergies.
What about the food? Is it edible? Are there any… culinary *adventures* I should mentally prepare for?
Food? Oh, the food. This is where you want to temper your expectations. The buffet breakfast, ah, the buffet breakfast… It’s… an experience. Lets just say it's not the Parisian pastry buffet of my dreams. You'll find your standard Indonesian fare, plus eggs cooked to order (which, bless their hearts, they try their best at). Don't expect Michelin-star quality, but it will fill your stomach. The nasi goreng was alright. Not mind-blowing, but definitely edible. My advice? Stick to the local dishes. I once tried the "continental breakfast" (a valiant attempt, I must say. I think). Avoid the "mystery meat," and you should be fine. Oh, and bring your own coffee if you’re a coffee snob (like me). The hotel coffee is… let's just say "mild," the only thing it might wake you up from is sheer boredom.
Pool time! Is the pool actually *swim-able*? Clean? Do I need to fight off children for a sun lounger?
The pool! Actually… the pool was surprisingly nice. Clean enough, refreshing enough, a genuine oasis after a day of navigating Bekasi's chaos. I went at a weird time, like 3 pm on a Tuesday (apparently, the perfect time to avoid screaming children and the sun). Plenty of loungers available, which was a pleasant surprise. The water was clear. I even did a few laps. A *very* slow, leisurely few laps, but still, I did it! It was a moment of pure, unadulterated hotel bliss. The only downside? The slightly questionable state of the pool bar, it was a little... deserted. Still, the pool itself gets a thumbs up. Just, maybe, don't expect to win any Olympic medals while you're there. Pool is definitely a highlight.
Any secret services? Is there a decent spa? Or is it more like a "massage parlor" with a dodgy reputation?
Secret services? That sounds a bit… dramatic. There *is* a spa. I wouldn't call it a "hidden gem" of relaxation. It’s… okay. It's clean, the massage was alright, but the ambiance? Let's just say it wasn't the most atmospheric experience. Don't expect aromatherapy and soothing music. The décor was rather... utilitarian. I would've loved more ambiance! The massage itself was passable, the masseuse was polite, and the whole experience was over before I had time to fall into a deep relaxation.
Is it kid-friendly? Because I'm either bringing kids or desperately *avoiding* them.
Kid-friendly? Yes, I'd say so. There were definitely kids there when I was there. There’s a pool (as mentioned), which is a major draw for the little ones. I saw a couple of families enjoying themselves. If you're bringing kids, it's a solid choice. If you're trying to *avoid* kids… well, maybe try a weekday, and pray for a quiet corner of the pool. Or maybe stick to room service. Actually the best advice!
What about the staff? Are they helpful? Or do they have that… "I'm over it" vibe?
The staff… This is where the Metland Hotel *slightly* redeems its imperfections. The staff were genuinely lovely! Polite, helpful, and eager to please. They were the highlight of the entire experience! I asked for extra pillows, they delivered, no questions asked! I needed a taxi to the airport, they arranged it, no problem. Their willingness to help, their smiles… honestly, it softened the rough edges of the hotel itself. They were truly wonderful. So yes, the staff get a massive thumbs up!
Would you stay there again? Be honest!
Would I stay there again? Hmm… *thinking face*. I suppose! If I needed a reasonably priced stay in Bekasi, yes, I'd probably go back. It's not a place I'd choose for a romantic getaway or a luxury vacation. But for a few nights, a reasonable hotel, a good bed, a passable pool, and the amazing staff, it's not a bad choice. It's not perfect, far from it, but it’s *tolerable*! And sometimes, in a place like Bekasi, "tolerable" is a small victory. And hey, who knows when I might need another escape from the real world? I'm a sucker for comfort, even the slightly imperfect kind.
