Koh Lanta's BEST Kept Secret: Lanta MP Place Hotel! (Unbeatable Deals Inside!)
Koh Lanta's BEST Kept Secret: Lanta MP Place Hotel! (Unbeatable Deals Inside!) - Buckle Up, Buttercups! (Because This Review is Gonna Be a Trip!)
Alright, travel junkies, island dreamers, and budget backpackers! Gather 'round, because I'm about to spill the beans (and maybe some Singha beer) on Lanta MP Place Hotel, Koh Lanta's supposed "best kept secret." And you know what? After spending a glorious chunk of time there, I'm almost tempted to keep it secret. Almost. Because these deals… they're criminal!
First off, let's get this out of the way: Accessibility. Look, I didn't need a wheelchair ramp or anything, but the lay of the land seemed pretty manageable. Decent pathways, ramps where needed… I saw nothing screaming "totally inaccessible nightmare." But – and this is a big but – always double-check if you have specific mobility needs. Contact the hotel directly before you book! They seem pretty helpful, judging by other reviews.
Cleanliness & Safety: A Big Sigh of Relief
This is where I really breathed easy. In the age of… well, gestures wildly… you want to know you're not gonna catch a bug that makes you sound like a dying walrus. Lanta MP Place? They get it. They REALLY get it.
- Anti-viral cleaning products? Check.
- Daily disinfection in common areas? You betcha.
- Rooms sanitized between stays? Absolutely. Felt fresher than a freshly squeezed mango smoothie.
- Hand sanitizer everywhere? Like, everywhere. My hands are probably cleaner than my kitchen sink at home. Which is saying something.
- Staff trained in safety protocol? Yesss, they were. Super friendly and wore their masks properly. (Unlike some places… you know who you are, beach shack with the questionable sanitation practices!)
- Cashless payment service, Daily housekeeping, Doctor/nurse on call Check, check, check.
It’s the little things, you know? Like the individually-wrapped food options. Seriously, I felt like I was a royal. And even though I didn’t opt for the room sanitization opt-out (because, duh, I'm not that kinda crazy!) the option was there. Nice touch.
The Room: My Little Lanta Sanctuary
Okay, let's talk rooms. I booked a standard, expecting… well, standard. What I got was a comfortable, clean, and surprisingly well-equipped space.
- Air conditioning? Glorious, ice-cold bliss.
- Free Wi-Fi? Strong, reliable, and saved me from a serious YouTube withdrawal.
- Free bottled water? Necessary. My hydration level was always on point!
- Blackout curtains? Hallelujah! Slept like a log.
- Coffee/tea maker? Essential for that morning caffeine kick.
- Satellite/cable channels? When I needed a chill night in, movies were available.
I had a private bathroom (hallelujah again!), a desk for actually getting some work done (or pretending to, at least), and the bed… oh, the bed. The bed was one of those "sinks you in and never wants to let you go" situations. I'm pretty sure I dreamed of being on a cloud. They have Extra long beds, which is a bonus for anyone longer than 5'9. raises hand.
The Food, Glorious Food (and Drinks!)
Listen, I'm a huge foodie. I’m not gonna lie. And Lanta MP Place? They deliver.
- Restaurants? Several! I loved the variety. International, Asian, you name it!
- Breakfast [buffet]? YES! And the Asian breakfast options were fantastic! I’d load up on the congee every morning, it was such a great way to start the day.
- Coffee shop? Absolutely! And they made a mean iced latte. (Needed that caffeine to get me moving!)
- Poolside bar? Essential. Happy hour! (Need I say more?) I spent a ridiculous amount of time here.
- Snack bar? Perfect for those mid-afternoon cravings.
- Room service [24-hour]? Now, that's what I call service!
One MAJOR Food Experience - The Chicken Satay Incident…
Okay, okay, this needs a story. I had the best chicken satay in my life here! The chef was amazing. But the wait… Oh, the wait. See, it's all fresh. And good things come to those who wait, because truly. It was worth it! But I ended up chatting with the bar staff, and even asking the chef for the recipe (no dice!). Point is, the food is worth waiting for, but budget a little time.
Things to Do (Or Not Do, and Just RELAX)
This leads me perfectly into the ways to chill!
- Swimming pool? YES! The Pool with a view, was perfection. I spent hours floating around, letting the sun do its thing.
- Sauna? They have one! Though I didn’t use it. Too hot already!
- Spa? YES! I indulged in a massage (a true necessity) and a foot bath because my feet were sore from all the exploring. Body scrub, Body wrap, all available!
- Fitness center? Didn’t go. I'm on vacation.
- Massage? Ah, yes. A proper Thai massage. My masseuse was tiny but fierce. Walked in feeling like a pretzel and walked out feeling… like a new human. Best money I spent on the trip.
Services and Conveniences: Above and Beyond
Lanta MP Place really shines in this area.
- Concierge? Super helpful with everything from booking tours to recommending restaurants.
- Laundry service? A lifesaver. Let's face it, no one wants to hand-wash their clothes on vacation.
- Daily housekeeping? My room was always spotless.
- Currency exchange? Convenient!
- Safety deposit boxes? Always a good idea.
Getting Around (Because Let’s Be Honest, You Need to!)
- Car park [free of charge] Yes, very handy!
- Taxi service Available!
- Airport transfer They can arrange it!
For the Kids:
They have Babysitting service, Kids facilities, Family/child friendly, and Kids meal. Although I did not use any of this, I noted that it was there for families.
The "Unbeatable Deals" I Promised – And Why You NEED to Book NOW!
Okay, here’s the juice. Lanta MP Place, despite being fabulous, absolutely does not charge what it's worth. I’m talking genuine, head-scratching, "are you sure that's the price?" kind of deals. I suspect they're aiming to attract a bunch of new customers. Which is why you need to get your buns over there now!
Here’s My Unofficial, Unsolicited Offer:
- Book directly through their official website (Google it!). Avoid the booking sites. Sometimes those deals are fake!
- Look for package deals that include breakfast (trust me, it's worth it).
- Travel during the shoulder season (April/May or September/October). The prices are even lower, and the crowds are thinner.
- Be flexible with your dates. A day or two can make a huge difference in price.
Don't wait! Seriously! This isn't some influencer-sponsored, sugar-coated fluff. It's genuine travel advice from someone who actually stayed there, loved it, and wants you to experience the magic too.
The Imperfections (Because Nothing is Perfect, Honey!)
Look, no place is perfect.
- The internet, while generally good, did sometimes waver. Be patient. You’re on an island, for goodness sake!
- While the staff were all lovely, there was a slight language barrier. Mostly just the smaller things like ordering a complicated cocktail. But it’s manageable.
- The location… Yes! It is a bit tucked away from the main drag, which is good for quiet, but does require a bike or taxi most times.
Final Verdict: Run, Don't Walk, to Lanta MP Place!
Lanta MP Place Hotel is a gem. It’s clean, comfortable, offers great services, the food is delicious, and the prices are ridiculously good. GO. Book it. Now. You won't regret it. And maybe, just maybe, let's keep this secret… a little bit longer? Just between us? Okay? Okay. Now go!
Escape to Paradise: Jeju's Luxurious Outdoor Jacuzzi Retreat at Maison de Jian
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your perfectly Instagrammed travel diary. This is the raw, unfiltered, probably-slightly-sunburnt experience of navigating Koh Lanta, Thailand, centered around the Lanta MP Place Hotel. Let’s go…
Lanta MP Place: My Chaotic Island Sanctuary
Day 1: Arrival & the Great Mosquito Massacre (and a Tiny, Adorable Lizard!)
10:00 AM (ish): Arrived at Krabi airport. The airport looked like something out of a Bond film (minus Bond, which was a real bummer). Grabbed a mini-bus transfer to Lanta. 2.5 hours of winding roads, questionable speed limits, and the gnawing fear that my luggage was currently vacationing somewhere in the jungle.
12:30 PM (ish): Finally, Lanta MP Place! Honestly, the first impression? A sigh of relief. Its simplicity was comforting. The pool looked idyllic, the lobby, well, it smelled like a combo of sunscreen and potential.
1:00 PM: Checked in. My room? Basic. Clean. And, much to my horror, strategically designed as a mosquito haven. The battle commenced. I crushed at least five within the first hour. Lost count after that. This is not a vacation. This is war.
3:00 PM: Lunch at a beachside restaurant (somewhere near Long Beach…still trying to remember names of everything in the area. My brain is mush). Pad Thai. Delicious. But then, disaster. The waitress messed up my order. She brought me a dish completely different. My friend was still eating her Pad Tai, I was left sitting there like a idiot. That's ok, maybe I needed a change anyway?
4:00 PM: Beach time! Long Beach is, well, long. Clear water, soft sand, the works. Watched a couple of kids build a sandcastle that looked like it could withstand a tsunami. Seriously impressed. Just as the sun starts to set I see a tiny, vibrant green lizard. Like, the cutest thing I've ever seen. Made me forget all the mosquito bites.
7:00 PM: Dinner on the beach (the same place). Maybe the first visit was an anomaly because tonight's meal was spectacular. Fresh seafood, the sound of waves, and a tiny, perfect sunset. Feeling optimistic about the rest of this adventure.
9:00 PM: Mosquito patrol. Another round of extermination. This is getting exhausting.
Day 2: Scooter Shenanigans & the Koh Lanta Jungle
9:00 AM: Breakfast at MP Place. Eggs, toast, some weird but tasty fruit. Feeling a little less mosquito-bitten, thankfully.
10:00 AM: Rented a scooter. Oh, the joy. The freedom. The sheer, terrifying potential for disaster. Spent about an hour awkwardly dodging traffic. My friend almost ran over a cat! (It was fine, the cat was very unimpressed).
11:00 AM: The first stop: a viewpoint. (Still not completely sure which one, I have a terrible sense of direction). The view? Stunning. Mountains, ocean, the whole shebang. The wind trying to flatten my hair into a permanent state of frizzy.
12:00 PM: Lunch at a local restaurant. I made the bold choice of ordering a dish that looked like it had a fire emoji next to it on the menu. It was, in fact, on fire. My mouth is still partially numb.
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Jungle adventure! We (read: I, my friend spent the time taking photos of butterflies) hiked to a waterfall. The trail was muddy, buggy (more bugs!), and surprisingly challenging. Almost got my sandals stuck in mud. The waterfall was a little disappointing to be honest. It was beautiful, yeah, but more a gentle trickle than a cascading roar. Still, felt like an accomplishment.
4:00 PM: Back to the beach for some chill time. This time, I actually swam and read a book. Bliss.
7:00 PM: Dinner. Another restaurant. This time, no mistakes. This chef is a wizard! We had some delicious Thai curry and then some amazing mango sticky rice.
9:00 PM: Mosquito patrol. This time, armed with extra repellent.
Day 3: Diving Disaster (and Some Unexpected Beauty)
8:00 AM: Okay, this is where things get interesting. I decided to go scuba diving. I have never done this before.
9:00 AM: The boat. The sea. The excitement. The… nausea. I’m not gonna lie, the boat ride was brutal. Waves, rocking, and the growing certainty that I was going to lose everything I ate on my breakfast.
10:30 AM: Under the sea, finally. The dive was incredible, truly! Colorful fish, coral, and the sensation of weightlessness. The instructor (a charming Aussie bloke) tried to teach me some hand signals, but I kept getting them mixed up. Pointing at my air regulator instead of the fish, generally looking like a complete idiot.
12:00 PM: Seasickness strikes again, hard this time. A very hasty return to the surface for a nap. I was completely wiped out.
1:00 PM: Back on the beach. I walked along the sand, which I was surprised by the stunning variety of shells and pebbles. I spent the rest of the day enjoying the beauty of the island.
7:00 PM: Dinner at a restaurant. This time, it was on-site at the hotel. I felt like I needed to be near a bed in case the seasickness returns. The food at Lanta MP Place? Surprisingly good. Comfort food at its finest.
9:00 PM: Gave up on the mosquito battle tonight. I'm surrendering, they own me.
Day 4: Goodbye Koh Lanta (and Hello, More Adventure!)
9:00 AM: A final breakfast. Reflecting on the trip. Koh Lanta is a strange, beautiful place. It's not perfect. There are bugs. There are scooters. There's seasickness. But there's also breathtaking beauty, amazing food, and moments of pure, unadulterated joy.
10:00 AM: Checking out of Lanta MP Place. A little bittersweet, honestly. It wasn't luxurious, but felt like home.
11:00 AM: Minibus back to the airport. The journey’s end. Until the next one…
There you have it. Koh Lanta, in all its messy, mosquito-filled glory. And Lanta MP Place? A solid base camp for chaos and adventure. Now, where to next…?
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Lanta MP Place: The "Secret" That Might Actually Be Worth Spilling (If You're Cool, That Is)
Okay, spill the beans! Why is Lanta MP Place so "secret"? Is it *actually* any good? And don't give me some generic travel agent spiel!
Alright, alright! Look, the "secret" part isn't that it's some hidden society with secret rituals (though the occasional stray cat fight at 3 AM might *feel* like a ritual). It's more that it's not the mega-resort you see splashed across Instagram. It's a more... authentic experience. And yes, I think it's fantastic. But let me be real: it's not for everyone. If you're expecting marble floors and turn-down service, keep scrolling. BUT, if you’re looking for genuine Thai hospitality, a killer location, and seriously unbeatable deals (and you're not afraid of a few quirks)...then buckle up, buttercup. Seriously, I spent a week there last year and I'm still dreaming of the mango sticky rice from the little restaurant across the street.
What's the location like? Close to the beach, close to the action? Give me the lowdown.
Okay, this is where MP Place *wins*. It's *right* on Long Beach. I mean, you walk out the door, cross the tiny road, and BAM! You're on the sand. The water's usually crystal clear, the sunsets are legendary... I practically lived on that beach! And the best part? It's far enough from the mega-clubs that you can actually *sleep* at night, but a short tuk-tuk ride gets you to the bars and restaurants of the more lively areas. Honestly, it’s a perfect balance. I walked everywhere. Except, you know, for that one time I drunkenly tried to ride a motorbike. Let's just say the tuk-tuk driver across the road got a healthy tip that night!
Alright, let’s talk rooms. What are they like? Are we talking budget-friendly or luxury digs? Be honest!
Okay, here's where the "secret" part kicks in. Luxury? No. Budget-friendly? ABSOLUTELY! Think clean, comfortable, and functional. Don't expect a jacuzzi tub. Do expect a comfy bed, air conditioning that actually works (a lifesaver!), and a balcony perfect for sipping a Chang beer and watching the world go by. Honestly, the rooms are basic, but I didn’t spend much time in them! The best part? The price. You won't believe how affordable it is. You can actually afford to, like, *live* there for a while! I remember I saw a family with kids there for a whole month. The freedom you'd get! The tan alone! It's not a palace, folks, but it's clean and comfortable and the location makes it worth it. Seriously, the price is ridiculous. I thought I was being ripped off - in a good way!
What about food? Is there a restaurant at the hotel? Are there good places nearby? Because I NEED good Thai food. Like, desperately.
Okay, food is CRUCIAL. And Lanta MP Place's location is a total WIN here. There's no restaurant *in* the hotel, which is perfectly fine with me – I want to explore! But, right across the street? BLISS. There are a few little family-run restaurants serving AMAZING, authentic Thai food at prices that will make you weep with joy. I'm telling you, I ate Pad Thai for breakfast, lunch, and dinner some days. And the mango sticky rice? Oh. My. God. I'm tearing up just thinking about it. Plus, there are plenty of other options within walking distance: cafes, bars, proper restaurants, you name it. You'll be absolutely spoiled for choice! Don't be afraid to wander. That's where you find the real hidden gems. Find the mom and pop places. You won't regret it. Seriously. Go try the fish! It's unbelievable. It was like a food fantasy.
What's the vibe like at Lanta MP Place? Is it a party place, a family-friendly spot, or something else entirely?
Ah, the vibe. It's... relaxed. Really relaxed. It's not a raging party spot, thank god. It's more of a chilled-out, come-as-you-are kind of place. You'll see couples, solo travelers, families, all hanging out and enjoying the beach. There are a few sun loungers on the beach, which can be a bit of a fight for the early birds, but generally, everyone is pretty chill. It's just a very laid-back atmosphere. It's the "I woke up and decided to have a coconut on the beach" kind of vibe. Like, genuinely relaxed. Actually, I did wake up like that. I even walked into the sea and did a silly dance. No one cared. And that’s the magic of it.
Are there any drawbacks to the hotel? Be brutally honest! No one is perfect!
Okay, here's the (very) short list of potential downsides: The internet can be spotty sometimes. Pack an adapter (I always forget). The rooms are basic. If you’re a princess, maybe look elsewhere. This isn't the Ritz, people. And the stray cats... look, they're cute, but they do like to prowl around at night. Did I mention the noise? Nope. Seriously? This is the kind of place you enjoy and feel incredibly refreshed and recharged from. It’s like a little vacation of your mind and soul from life’s stresses. So maybe there are no drawbacks!
Are there good deals to be had, like you mentioned? And how do I snag them?
YES! This is part of the "secret" sauce. MP Place is generally very good value. They're not trying to gouge tourists. Check booking websites, but honestly your best bet is to book directly through them! The guy who runs the place, I think his name is Mr. Pong, is wonderfully accommodating. Email them directly. Look for deals. Negotiate a little. Be respectful. Smile. You’ll probably get an amazing deal. Prices fluctuate depending on the season, but even in peak season, it's surprisingly affordable. Keep in mind, this is a small, independent hotel. They aren’t constantly running promotions. It’s best to book directly, but do your research.
What are the other things to do, apart from the beach, of course?!
Oh, the beach is just the beginning! Lanta is amazing! Snorkeling trips to nearby islands (go to Koh Rok!), scooter rentals to explore the island (be careful, those roads can be treacherous!), cooking classes (learn to make that mango sticky rice!), and the Old Town for a bit of culture. You can visit the national park. And let's not forget the sunsets! They are to *die* for! Seriously, pack a good book and find your spot on theRoam And Rests
