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Escape to Paradise: Yangshuo Moondance Hotel Awaits! - My (Unfiltered) Review
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea – or, you know, the Yangshuo tea – on the Moondance Hotel. This isn't your polished, corporate review; this is the real deal, straight from the trenches of my recent vacation. Let's be honest, I'm still recovering, and it was… an experience. Ready? Here we go! (And yes, I'll try to cram in those SEO keywords, because, well, gotta pay the bills, right?)
First Impressions & Accessibility (Accessibility, Wheelchair accessible, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests)
Finding the Moondance Hotel was a breeze – that is, after the taxi driver finally understood "Moondance," which, let's face it, is harder than it sounds after a few too many maotai shots. The first thing that struck me was the wow factor. Seriously, jaw-dropping landscapes. It’s nestled right in the heart of this incredibly scenic region, so from the get-go, it felt like an escape.
Now, I didn't need to check accessibility, but I DID notice the elevator (thank goodness!), and there were definitely signs for Facilities for disabled guests, which is a huge plus for anyone needing that. Made me feel good knowing they were thinking about that too. The hotel has that whole accessible vibe, and I could envision it being a smooth experience even for some with mobility challenges.
Rooms & Comfort (Available in all rooms)
My room? Delightful. Air conditioning was a life-saver, especially after a day of hiking in the humid Yangshuo climate. The bed was comfier than my own at home (and I love my bed). They had Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens – everything you could possibly need. I mean, the slippers were chef's kiss. Pure luxury. I also appreciated those blackout curtains that saved me from waking up to the aggressive sunshine.
Internet (Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!)
Okay, so Wi-Fi [free] in the rooms. Excellent. And it actually worked, unlike some hotels I've been to where the signal is weaker than my willpower when faced with a dessert menu. I saw, for those who are old school, they have Internet access – LAN if you have to plug something in!
Food, Glorious Food! (Dining, drinking, and snacking)
This is where things get… interesting. The food was where I felt they really fell down. Let's start with the good: breakfast. Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, even a Breakfast [buffet] – options galore! I'm a huge fan of a good buffet, and this one had some hits. The dim sum was great. The western breakfast, however wasn't the best. And the coffee? Well, let’s just say it wasn’t the coffee I was promised..
Now, the not-so-good. The restaurants were slightly underwhelming. I tried both International cuisine in restaurant and some of the more localized options. Everything tasted a bit.. samey, and not in a good way. I was hoping for authentic flavors, instead of a watered-down version. The Poolside bar had some pretty decent cocktails during Happy hour, which was a lifesaver.
And then there's the service…
Cleanliness and Safety (Cleanliness and safety, Anti-viral cleaning products, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment, Access, CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Non-smoking rooms, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms)
Okay, COVID times, right? I was super impressed with the safety measures. They were clearly taking it seriously. The staff were masked up, and there was ample Hand sanitizer everywhere. I appreciated the Cashless payment service, and knowing they used Anti-viral cleaning products. The rooms were properly Rooms sanitized between stays and the Daily disinfection in common areas made me feel safe. First aid kit was a plus! The Security [24-hour] made me feel safer.
Things to Do (Things to do, ways to relax, Fitness center, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor],)
This is where Moondance really shines. The Swimming pool [outdoor]? Stunning. Infinity pool overlooking the karst mountains? Yes, please! Lounging there with a cocktail was pure bliss. They had a Pool with view and it was spectacular! Now, I didn't use the Fitness center, because, well, vacation. But it looked decent enough.
The Spa… oh, the spa. I booked a Massage. Let's just say I nearly fell asleep during the Body scrub. The Steamroom and Sauna were fantastic ways to unwind after a long day of exploring.
The Little Things (Services and conveniences)
There was a Concierge who was helpful. The Daily housekeeping service was efficient. They had a Convenience store for any last-minute needs. Laundry service was excellent, too. They made sure that my stay was convenient and comfortable!
For the Kids (For the kids, Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal)
I didn't have kids with me, but I saw families there. They definitely seemed Family/child friendly, with a few options for kids, and I think I even saw a Babysitting service advertised.
Getting Around (Getting around, Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking)
Getting around was easy. They had Airport transfer if you needed it. Car park [free of charge]. Plenty of Taxi service too.
My Verdict:
Look, the Moondance Hotel is a mixed bag, but overall, I'd recommend it. It's not perfect (the food needed some work, and the prices were a little high). But the location is unreal, the views are to DIE for, the rooms are comfy, the spa is a dream, and the safety measures were top-notch.
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P.S. Seriously, the pool is worth the trip alone. And if you’re lucky, you might spot a monkey or two!
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Okay, buckle up buttercup, because we're about to tumble headfirst into Yangshuo! This isn't your sanitized, Instagram-perfect itinerary. This is real life, baby. This is me, sweating, probably arguing with a tuk-tuk driver, and possibly weeping with joy over a plate of noodles. Here we go, my Yangshuo Moondance Hotel adventure:
Day 1: Arrival and OMG SO MUCH BEAUTY
- 1:00 PM: Land in Guilin (KWL) - Ugh, the flight. Remember to pack snacks. Always pack snacks. Seriously, I’m convinced airline food is designed to make you grumpy.
- 1:45 PM: The "Hustle." I’m usually terrible at bartering (I blush easily), but apparently, the taxi situation at the airport is a free-for-all gold rush. After a tense negotiation, I found a driver willing to take me to Yangshuo. Expect a bit of a wait.
- 3:00 PM: The Drive - The landscape slowly metamorphosizes from the airport into the karst mountains. These limestone peaks look like something out of a sci-fi movie.
- 4:00 PM: Arrive at the Moondance Hotel - Okay, this is the good stuff. Lush gardens, a pool that actually looks inviting (not the sad, chlorine-smelling ones), and bamboo everywhere. The reception staff is lovely and welcomes me in. Check in - I'm already smelling deliciousness from the restaurant.
- 4:30 PM: Room Reveal - My room is a total oasis! Clean, spacious, and the balcony overlooks the pool. I think I let out a small squeal of happiness. Time to unpack and find the Wi-Fi password. (Because, you know, gotta update the 'gram).
- 5:30 PM: First Noodles - I'm famished. The restaurant at the Moondance is calling my name. I order a bowl of local noodles and I'm hit with the "food coma" immediately. But I’m so happy!
- 7:00 PM: Evening Stroll - A relaxed walk through the town. The light at this hour is ethereal, and the air is full of the scent of grilling street food. Found a tiny stall selling ridiculously cheap, super-spicy skewers. Risked it. No regrets. And found the obligatory "West Street" – a bit touristy, but the people-watching is gold.
- 8:30 PM: Back to the Hotel - Exhausted and blissed-out. Time for an early night. Maybe a swim? (Okay, definitely a swim.) This place is already working its magic.
Day 2: Cycling, Caves, and a Boatload of Fish
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. They have a pretty decent spread. I'm a sucker for anything involving eggs.
- 9:00 AM: Bike Adventure - Rent a bike. Cycling along the Yulong River. This is postcard material, people. The rice paddies, the water buffalo, the sheer scale of those mountains…it's breathtaking. I almost fell off the bike laughing at a very confused-looking duck.
- 10:30 AM: The Moon Water Cave: The brochure promises "stunning formations and pristine water." It's also a tourist trap. Prepare to feel a little like you're in a Disney ride.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch on the Road. A local place, nothing fancy; the "beer fish" lives up to the hype. The fish is crispy, the sauce is complex. I'm already thinking about ordering another plate.
- 1:30 PM: River Time - I take a bamboo raft down the Yulong River. The water is crystal clear. The sun's on my face, and I just let myself drift. This is the definition of zen. I almost cried at the beauty.
- 3:30 PM: Back to the Hotel - Time for some serious chill time around the pool and relax after a long day.
- 6:00 PM: Evening Market. I hate haggling, but the vendors here are somehow endearing. Found a scarf, and possibly overpaid, but whatever.
- 7:30 PM: Dinner - Back to that beer fish. Because, you know, priorities. And maybe a little more of their chili oil. I'm addicted.
- 9:00 PM: Sleep? I'm still full of beer fish.
Day 3: The Li River and a Big Mistake and a Bigger Lesson
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast - I'm starting to get the hang of this buffet thing.
- 9:00 AM: Cruise on the Li River - (This is where things get…complicated). Okay, so everyone told me to book a Li River cruise. The scenery is supposed to be incredible. They were right… partially. The views are stunning - the karst mountains rising out of the mist, the fishing boats, the feeling of being utterly transported. But…it was packed. Tourists everywhere. I'm not saying it ruined the experience, but it definitely took away from the magic. Next time, I'm going with a smaller boat, even if it costs more.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch on the boat - Mediocre food, with a side of "slightly annoyed."
- 2:00 PM: Back in Yangshuo - I'm so happy to feel the solid ground.
- 3:00 PM: Time to wander around and get lost. This is my favorite activity.
- 4:30 PM: Late-Afternoon Reflections - I found a quiet spot overlooking the river and just…sat. I realized this trip isn't about hitting all the "must-see" spots. It's about finding those moments of quiet, those moments of connection. And maybe, just maybe, enjoying the beer fish one last time.
- 7:00 PM: Farewell Dinner at the Moondance Restaurant.
- 9:00 PM: Back to the room to pack and feel a bit sad.
- 10:00 PM: Sleep.
Day 4: Departure and the Long Goodbye
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast - One last breakfast and then a sad goodbye to the hotel.
- 9:00 AM: Last-Minute Souvenir Shopping. Found a tiny shop selling beautiful calligraphy scrolls.
- 10:00 AM: Head back to the airport.
- 11:00 AM: Arrive at the airport.
- 1:00 PM: Departure.
The Aftermath:
Okay, so this isn't everything I did in Yangshuo. I probably forgot a few things, and maybe I exaggerated a little (or a lot). But that's the point, isn't it? It's about the messy, imperfect, glorious reality of travel. And, honestly, I can't wait to go back. I'm already dreaming of that beer fish.
Final thoughts: Yangshuo? Go. Just go. Pack your snacks. And prepare to be amazed. You won't regret it.
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Escape to Paradise: Yangshuo Moondance Hotel Awaits! - Let's Get Real, Shall We?
Okay, let's be honest: Is this place REALLY paradise? I mean, Yangshuo... sounds a bit "touristy," doesn't it?
Alright, alright, let's dial down the glossy brochure speak for a second. Yes, Yangshuo *is* touristy. It’s practically the epicenter of tourist-ville in that area, especially the main street. But... and this is a *big* but... the Moondance Hotel? It's a buffer. It’s like they built a little bubble of chill right in the middle of the hustle. My first thought when I arrived? "Phew, finally some actual peace." And the views? Forget it. Pictures don't *begin* to do justice to those karst mountains jutting out like giant, emerald teeth. Paradise? Close enough. Just be prepared to navigate the souvenir hawkers and the occasional selfie stick. You can't escape them *entirely*. But, the hotel does a darn good job of helping you forget they exist. P.S. - the morning views from the balcony? Holy moly. Even *I*, the person who hates mornings, became a dawn person for a week. It was... borderline spiritual.
What's the *actual* room like? Any surprises? I'm picturing tiny, weirdly-lit rooms.
Okay, real talk. The rooms are *not* tiny. Unless you go for the budget option, which I, admittedly, almost did, and then realized "Wait, I'm on vacation!" and splurged. I sprung for the Deluxe Mountain View (treat yo' self, people!). And it was...well, it was perfect. Big windows, enough space to actually *breathe*, and the bathroom? Clean, spacious, good water pressure (trust me, this is GOLD in China). The only "surprise"? The air conditioning REALLY cranked. I spent the first night shivering. Don't be like me, people! Figure out the thermostat! Also, the lighting is GOOD. Not that clinical, fluorescent nightmare some hotels inflict. It's soft, warm, flattering. You'll feel like a movie star, even if you're just trying to find the hotel slippers (which, by the way, are excellent. I might have…accidentally brought mine home. Don't tell anyone!).
The pool. Tell me about the pool. Is it a crowded battleground of screaming kids?
Okay, pool time. Deep breaths. Look, I'm not a pool person, generally. Public pools? Shudder. But the Moondance pool? Actually, quite enjoyable. I mean, it *does* have kids occasionally. Newsflash: Kids exist! But it's usually not a screaming free-for-all. It's a decent size, so there's space to actually swim (shocking, I know). Plus, the views! You're basically swimming with the mountains in the background. It’s ridiculously picturesque. My biggest fear? A rogue inflatable flamingo. Thankfully, that never materialized. (Though, I did see a very determined, tiny child wrestling with a pool noodle for a solid hour. Entertaining.) They also have a swim up bar. I'm not sure how I feel about drinking in a pool, water and alcohol don't mix well. But... I did try it. I mean, *research*, you know? It was... refreshing.
Food! What's the food situation like? Is it all bland hotel fare? Or… any actual flavor?
Alright, food! Listen, I'm a foodie, and I was slightly worried. Hotel restaurants can be a minefield of culinary disappointments. But, the Moondance had me positively *gleeful*. The breakfast buffet? Massive. And with options! From Western stuff (like toast, which, after several weeks in China, I was DESPERATE for) to delicious Chinese dishes that I actually *tried* (and loved!). The dinners were even better. They have a restaurant, I just remember eating there a lot. I highly recommends the local chicken, it was juicy, not dry, and cooked perfectly. The chef there clearly knew what they were doing. Also, and this is important: they know how to make a decent cocktail. Important for unwinding after a day of exploring Yangshuo. The prices are reasonable. Honestly, I ate way too much, but hey, vacation calories don't count, right?
What about the staff? Are they friendly? Or is it that awkward "forced smiles" kind of friendly?
Okay, the staff. This is important. Forget the forced smiles. The staff at the Moondance are genuinely lovely. Helpful, attentive, and they remember your name (creepy? Maybe a little, but mostly impressive). They will go above and beyond. Seriously above and beyond. My suitcase wheel broke. I'm not kidding! The hotel staff? Fixed it! With what, I have no idea. Magic? Probably. They helped me find the best local restaurants, they helped me arrange tours, and they just generally made the whole experience ten times better. I also think the language barrier, which I was worried about, was a non-issue. They all spoke English and I spoke none. It worked out fine. They're a big part of what makes the Moondance special. Consider them the unsung heroes. I actually miss them a bit, almost.
Tell me about a specific experience, let's say, something that really stood out to you. Something a bit...offbeat?
Oh, this is easy. Remember how I said I was an early riser? Jokes. One morning, I woke up, and I mean, *woke up*, like, actually saw the sun before it hit my room (a miracle, truly). I stumbled out onto my balcony, still half asleep, and there it was: the mountain range, all bathed in this golden light. And... there was a monkey. A whole, actual monkey, sitting on the railing of the balcony next door. Just…staring at me. I'm telling you, I nearly jumped out of my skin. I yelled, which is probably not the best thing to do when faced with wild animals. The monkey, understandably, jumped away. But it was my first real taste of the 'Yangshuo magic' of letting go. I felt... free! And then I went back to sleep. (Monkey-free, thankfully). It was so surreal... and a bit silly. But that's what makes it memorable. That moment, with the monkey, it encapsulates the whole Moondance experience: a little bit unexpected, a little bit quirky, and utterly unforgettable.
Anything I *shouldn't* do at the Moondance? Any tips to avoid a total travel meltdown?
Don't be *that* person. The one who complains about everything. Relax! Embrace the chaos of travel...and embrace the slow wifi (it is China, after all). And, *definitely* don't forget the mosquito repellent. The little buggers are sneaky. Also, pack a power adapter. Duh. And for the love of all that is holy, don't try and haggle aggressively with the staff. They're working hard to make your vacation amazing. Be kindFind Secret Hotel Deals
