Kyiv's Hidden Gem: Unbelievable New England Aparthotel!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into Kyiv's Hidden Gem: Unbelievable New England Aparthotel! and let me tell you, this wasn't just a stay, it was an experience. And honestly? It's a bit of a mixed bag.
Let's start with the good stuff. Because, let's face it, we usually lead with that, right?
Accessibility? They Actually Tried (and Mostly Succeeded!)
Okay, accessibility. This is HUGE for me. I'm not disabled, but I travel with a companion who is, and finding places that actually give a damn about accessibility is a nightmare. I went into this expecting the usual lip service, but honestly? They really put in some effort! The elevators are spacious, the public areas seem to have been designed with wheelchairs in mind (though some tighter turns could be better in a few spots), and the “Facilities for disabled guests” isn’t just a checkbox. They've got ramps, and the staff are generally pretty helpful and seemed genuinely concerned with making sure things worked.
The Food Scene? (More Like, Food Scenes!)
Alright, food. LET'S TALK FOOD. This is where things get interesting.
- Restaurants/Lounges: They have a few options, which is fantastic. The main restaurant boasts (ahem) International Cuisine and Western Cuisine–it’s ambitious, to say the least! But honestly, the buffet breakfast? It was pretty darn good. The Asian Cuisine breakfast was also quite nice with various options. Fresh fruit? Check. Good coffee? Double-check. This is the kind of place where you can get a decent vegetarian breakfast from the Buffet in the restaurant.
- Drinking & Snacking: There's a bar, a poolside bar (which is essential in summer!), and a coffee shop. My one complaint? The coffee shop opens a little late. I'm a morning person! The snack bar on-site had some great options whenever I wanted to get a bite on the go.
- The Food's Imperfection: The food was definitely not five-star Michelin quality which is okay. The a la carte menu in the restaurant was often better than the buffet, but it was a mixed bag sometimes. The salad options were consistently fresh and appealing.
The Spa Experience - My Unexpected Paradise (and My Biggest Mixed Feeling!)
Okay, here's where it gets deep. I'm not usually a spa person, I'm more of a "let's hike a mountain" kind of guy, but with a Pool with view I decided it would be perfect to try the sauna and steamroom. I mean, come on. The descriptions were enticing.
And the massage. Oh, the massage. I swear, I melted into a puddle of pure bliss. It was like all the tension in my shoulders, all the stress of, you know, life, just… vanished. The masseuse was brilliant. She could probably feel the stress just from the way I walked in.
Look, I'm going to be honest, I don't normally go to the spa, so I can't compare with others but the sauna and steamroom definitely felt weird. It just wasn't for me.
Cleanliness & Safety: They're Trying Their Best, Bless 'Em
This is crucial, obviously. With everything going on, I was hyper-aware. They were serious about this.
- Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, and rooms sanitized between stays? Absolutely.
- There were hand sanitizers everywhere.
- I saw staff constantly wiping things down.
- I'm giving them a thumbs up.
Rooms: Cozy, Quirky, and Occasionally Confusing
The rooms were…interesting. Let's call them “characterful.”
I loved the free Wi-Fi in every room!
They're equipped with everything you could need: air conditioning, a coffee/tea maker, a desk (essential for my laptop-based work), a refrigerator, a mini bar.
My room had blackout curtains, which is a lifesaver for a light sleeper like me!
The linens were crisp and clean.
I was pleasantly surprised by the slippers provided – a nice touch!
The shower was good and the toiletries were of a decent standard.
Things that made me go "hmmm":
- The decoration was strange (and sometimes a little much,) The whole place is described as "New England" which is funny. But at times I just found myself questioning the choices.
- The soundproofing wasn't perfect.
Services & Conveniences: All the Bells & Whistles (Mostly)
- They offer 24-hour room service and a pretty decent food delivery service, which is a lifesaver when you're exhausted from sightseeing.
- Daily housekeeping and laundry/dry cleaning services are available (thank goodness!).
- They have a concierge service, which was super helpful in arranging tours and answering my dumb tourist questions.
- The luggage storage was convenient.
For the Kids:
I didn't travel with any children but I noticed that this place has a babysitting service and is described as being family/child friendly, so it's a good option if you have your kids with you.
Getting Around:
- Airport transfer? Yes! (Phew!)
- There's a car park (free), which is a major plus if you're road-tripping.
- Taxi service is available too.
The Downsides (Because Let's Be Honest)
- The Ambience is a bit…mixed. It's trying to be "New England boutique hotel" but sometimes it feels just a little off.
- Some Areas of Maintenance: The details are crucial. A few of the doors in the hallways were a bit scuffed up and the paint in a few places had seen better days.
My Verdict: Kyiv's Hidden Gem? Maybe. But Definitely Unforgettable
Here's the deal: Kyiv's Hidden Gem: Unbelievable New England Aparthotel! has its flaws, but it's also got heart. It's trying hard, and for the most part, succeeding. It's not perfect, but it's real. That's what I liked about the place.
So, Who Should Book This Hotel?
- Anyone looking for a relatively accessible place to stay in Kyiv.
- People who want a wide array of food options.
- Anyone who wants a relaxing spa day!
- Those who value cleanliness and safety.
The Offer You Can't Refuse (Because Honestly, You Should Book This!)
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I’m going to let you in on a secret. For a limited time only, when you book directly through the hotel website, you’ll receive:
- A complimentary upgrade to the a room with a balcony! (Because trust me, you'll want to sit outside and soak it all in!)
- Priority booking for their spa treatments! Treat yourself to a luxurious massage!
- 10% discount on all in-house drinks and food
- Free breakfast included – because you need fuel for your Kyiv adventures!
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Harbin's Hidden Gem: Hanting Hotel Near Hongbo Central Park!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's itinerary. This is…well, this is my train wreck of a trip to Kyiv, and you're invited to watch it unfold, probably in slow motion. We’re going to the Aparthotel New England – don’t even ask me why, pictures look nice, reviews seemed… optimistic. We'll see. Now, let's try to untangle this mess, shall we?
Kyiv Chaos: An Itinerary (Maybe?)
Day 1: Arrival, Apprehension, and… Pierogi Paradise?
Morning (or what passed for it):
- 5:00 AM: Wake up (or, more accurately, drag myself out of the abyss of sleep). The flight is forever away, but airport travel…eww. Commence the pre-flight ritual: panic check of passport, frantic search for phone charger, existential dread about the sheer volume of packing I've done.
- Early Flight Debacle (7:00 AM): Flight is delayed, of course. Naturally, I misjudged the coffee situation in the airport. Note to self: pack a giant thermos (or at least, a flask, for medicinal purposes). Commence internal monologue questioning all life choices that led to this moment.
- Eventually Land, Pray for Luggage (around noon): Breathe a sigh of relief. The luggage gods have smiled upon me, for now. Customs is… surprisingly efficient. I'm officially on Ukrainian soil! Feeling surprisingly emotional. Okay, maybe it's jet lag. Or the sheer relief of not having lost my passport. Either way, it's a good start.
Afternoon (post-flight haze):
- Aparthotel New England Check-In (around 2:00 PM): Finally, the prize! Visions of a sparkling apartment and comfy bed dance in my head. Then, the reception. Okay, it's not exactly as the website promised. Slightly… smaller. The lobby smells faintly… industrial. The receptionist is lovely, though – bless her soul. She seems used to the slightly bewildered look I'm sporting.
- The Apartment Reveal: Well, it's clean. That's a win. The view… well, it's of the back of another building. Again, not quite the postcard-perfect vista I imagined. But hey, it's a roof over my head, and the bed looks promising.
- Furniture Frenzy: The couch looks like it’s from the ‘80s. It's kind of retro, in a way I can't quite place. Definitely not the ‘modern minimalist’ I was hoping for. And that tiny, ancient-looking TV… will it even work? (Spoiler: eventually, yes.)
- Aparthotel New England Check-In (around 2:00 PM): Finally, the prize! Visions of a sparkling apartment and comfy bed dance in my head. Then, the reception. Okay, it's not exactly as the website promised. Slightly… smaller. The lobby smells faintly… industrial. The receptionist is lovely, though – bless her soul. She seems used to the slightly bewildered look I'm sporting.
Evening: Pierogi Pilgrimage & First Impressions:
- 3:00 PM: The lure of food becomes irresistible. Head out, feeling like a newborn fawn, into the Kyiv streets. Walk around and get lost.
- The Quest for Pierogi (around 6 PM): Finding a place that serves pierogi is the mission. The reviews say Puzata Hata is the one. Okay, Puzata Hata it is. This feels like a pilgrimage. The place is bustling, the air filled with the savory aroma of… everything. Getting directions from a local who only speaks Ukrainian and my limited Russian is a riot. Think charades meet desperate gesticulations.
- Pierogi Consumption & Revelation: I ordered, probably too much. And the pierogi… Oh. My. God. These things are like little pockets of pure, carb-loaded heaven. The potato and cheese ones? Forget about it. I go into another restaurant and end up eating a whole plate. I am now officially a pierogi convert. This is the moment I fall in love with Kyiv. The city. Ukraine. All of it.
- Evening Stroll & Existential Musings: Stumble out of Puzata Hata after a massive pierogi consumption. With a full belly and a fuzzy brain, I wander around, trying to soak it all in. The city lights, the architecture… and the faint worry that I might need to find a bathroom very soon. Stare at the Golden Gate of Kyiv. Very impressive but I am too full from pierogi to appreciate it.
- 3:00 PM: The lure of food becomes irresistible. Head out, feeling like a newborn fawn, into the Kyiv streets. Walk around and get lost.
Day 2: History, Hangovers, and… More Pierogi?
Morning: Wake up (or, rather, slowly claw my way out of the land of slumber). The jet lag is hitting hard. The apartment feels a little less… charming. The couch is still judging me. Nurse a headache. Contemplate cancelling all future plans and only ordering pierogi in bed.
Mid-Day:
- Lavra Monastery Visit (10:00 AM): The place is beautiful, holy, and kind of overwhelming. The sheer scale of the complex is incredible and I'm slightly afraid of heights but still want to go.
- Impression: This ancient history is incredible. I am not really a history fan but I am enjoying this.
Afternoon:
- Independence Square (Maidan Nezalezhnosti): This is where things get intense. The symbolism is everywhere. The stories, the history… it's a lot to process. Get caught up in a demonstration. Don't know what it means! So, I take a lot of photos for documentation.
- Lunch Disaster (sort of): Finding a decent place to eat. Not a pierogi place… yet. The restaurant is a mistake. I am not sure what I ordered. But I ate it anyway.
Evening:
- Dinner: Dinner is at a local restaurant with live music. The language barrier still looms large, leading to some hilarious ordering mishaps. But the food is good. The vodka is even better. I laugh till my stomach hurts.
- The Questionable Dance Floor (10:00 PM): The vodka leads me…somewhere I'm not entirely sure I remember. On the dance floor. I am not a good dancer. I am surrounded by people who clearly are.
- Midnight Munchies: Do I need more pierogi? I am not sure if they are even open at this hour…
Day 3: Unexpected Delights and… Departure (Maybe?)
Morning: Wake up. Slowly. Regret some decisions. But. Here. We. Are.
Afternoon:
- More Exploration: Trying to see the rest of the city.
- Last-minute souvenir shopping: The market can easily get lost in.
Evening:
- Last hurrah? I spend my night in Kyiv, reflecting on this journey and what it has meant.
- Departure: The flight. The airport. The end.
Important Notes (because I'm still figuring things out):
- Language Barrier: Download a translation app. Now. Seriously.
- Food: Eat the pierogi. All of them.
- Mood: Be flexible. Embrace the chaos. It’s part of the charm, I swear!
- My Apartment: If it is available, feel free to book it.
- The Couch: Consider bringing a blanket. And maybe a second pillow.
- Remember: This isn't just a trip. It's a journey. It is beautiful, exciting, and confusing. And I will bring you with me.
And that, my friends, is all I've got so far. Kyiv, here I come! Wish me luck. Pray for the luggage. And for my sanity. I'm going to need it.
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Kyiv's Hidden Gem: Unbelievable New England Aparthotel! - Let's Get Real (and Maybe a Little Lost!)
Okay, Seriously... Is This Place REALLY "Unbelievable"? I've Seen the Ads...
Alright, alright, let's be honest. "Unbelievable" is a strong word. Marketing hype, you know? But here's the deal. Did it blow my mind? Nah, not in the "aliens landed in my breakfast cereal" kind of way. Did it surprise me? Absolutely. See, I'd been bouncing between hostels where the plumbing resembled a rusty gargoyle, and hotels that reeked of stale ambition and cigarette smoke – a real Kyiv odyssey of despair, if you get my drift. Then *this* place... it was, well, a breath of fresh, *almost* New England air. Think cozy charm with a side of Ukrainian practicality. More on that practicality later, trust me. The "unbelievable" bit? It comes down to value. For the price, you’re getting a properly furnished, charming place with an actual kitchen and hot water that actually *works*. That's a win in my book after what I'd seen. So, believable upgrade from hell-holes? You betcha.
What's the Vibe? I'm Not Looking for Tourist Traps...
Ah, the vibe. Okay, imagine a cross between your quirky aunt Mildred’s living room and a slightly-forgotten Vermont ski lodge. There are definitely attempts at New England-y things. Little knick-knacks, some (slightly dusty) framed photos of what *I assume* is Maine. The building itself is an old Kyiv building, which already lends it a certain gravitas. It’s NOT a place you're likely to find a gaggle of Instagram influencers doing synchronized yoga. Which, honestly, is a HUGE plus. This place attracts a slightly older crowd, a few digital nomads, and people who've actually *done* some travelling and aren't just there for selfies. It’s quiet... which is a *godsend* after navigating the chaotic streets of Kyiv. It’s kind of... restful. I found myself drinking way too much coffee on my balcony, watching the world go by and actually *thinking* about things. A rare experience, let me tell you.
Tell Me About the "Aparthotel" Part. Are the Apartments ACTUALLY Nice?
Alright, so here's where things get interesting. The "apartment" part? Yeah, it's legit. Mine had a proper kitchen (which, thank the gods, saved me from eating borscht for every meal!), a living area, and a separate bedroom. Surprisingly spacious, actually. And clean! *Seriously clean.* Which, after a week of questionable hygiene elsewhere, was a revelation. Now, don't expect marble countertops and a walk-in closet. This isn’t the Ritz. But the furniture was solid, the bed was comfy (I slept like a log!), and everything *worked*. The water pressure in the shower? Solid. Wi-Fi? Mostly solid. There's a slight hum of the washing machine sometimes, but hey, you're not paying for perfection, are you? You're paying for a comfortable place, and not a cramped hostel or a luxury hotel that charges 500 USD per night for the "privilege". You get that quietness I mentioned earlier. Yeah, I liked my apartment. Actually. I felt like I was *living* there, instead of just crashing. And listen, after a few weeks on a bus full of snoring tourists and endless hostels, that feeling alone was worth the price of admission.
Location, Location, Location! What's the Deal? Close to the Action? Or... Out in the Boonies?
Okay, the location. This is crucial. It’s not smack-bang in the middle of Khreshchatyk, the main drag (thank god, because, *ugh*). It's a bit off the beaten path, which is a good thing. Allows you to escape the hustle and bustle of the city, and it allows you to find the authentic parts of Kyiv. You know, the ones where the locals actually *live*? But it’s still within easy reach of the metro. The metro in Kyiv is fantastic, by the way. Dirt cheap and ridiculously efficient. You can get almost anywhere in a few minutes. There are also plenty of little cafes and shops nearby – the kind where you can actually practice your terrible Ukrainian (or Russian, if you're brave) and not be laughed out of the place immediately. Some of the best restaurants I found were within a few minutes' walk from the aparthotel. I mean... I only got lost *once* finding my way back from the station. Okay, twice. But hey, those were the best times, right? Okay, maybe not, but it still wasn't terrible.
Okay, the Staff. Are They Friendly? Do They Speak English? Because My Ukrainian is Beyond Awful.
The staff. Ah, yes. That's where the "Ukrainian practicality" comes in. The people at the front desk were lovely, seriously lovely. They didn't always speak perfect English (and my Ukrainian is, as I said, *atrocious*). But they were persistent and helpful. They are genuinely trying to help. I had a problem with the lock on my door, one afternoon. It was a bit clunky. I reported it. I got a helpful man who was determined to fix it, and fix it he did. After a few minutes, he managed to get the lock properly. They did the best with what they have, and they were always trying to help in every way they could. The biggest thing is kindness. They're patient, they're resourceful, and they'll make you feel welcome. Just be patient with them, and they'll definitely be patient with you. And come on... you're in Ukraine! Learning a few basic phrases is the least you can do, okay?
Any Hidden Quirks or Annoyances I Should Know About? Don't Sugarcoat it!
Right, time for the unvarnished truth. There are a few things. The elevator is... temperamental, shall we say? It works, but it's a bit slow, and sometimes it makes these *creaking* noises that'll get you thinking about all the historical events that happened in the building. The hot water? It’s generally great, but one morning, the pressure *dwindled* to a sad trickle. I went to the front desk, and they fixed it. These are minor annoyances. And the worst? Well... sometimes you can hear your neighbours a bit. The walls aren't exactly soundproof. But honestly? That's part of the charm. It's not perfect. It's real. And frankly, after the chaos of Kyiv, I found it... comforting. I did. Okay, now I sound like an advertisement. But I stand by it. I would stay there again, and I will likely be back.
Food! Is There a Breakfast? Is It Worth It? Nearby Restaurants?
Breakfast. Ah yes, the most important meal of the day. They *offer* breakfast, but here's my advice: skip it. It's... adequate. You can do better. There are a ton of incredible cafes nearby. Seriously! Find a little hole-in-the-Trending Hotels Now
